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my dog's more human than u

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is deadΒ 

  • *fight breaks out*
  • me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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claphne:

child

why u scream

eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

shimmerfang:

teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

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